With all the things people are offended by this days, it amazes me that people aren't offended by all the lies they are told everyday everywhere you look like in the media, by your govt, by your religion and in advertisements, to name a few. Is it because people find comfort in convenient lies? You must see it. Are you as sick of these bullshit advertisements and commercials as I am? You know the ones; they point out how dismal your lives are without their products. Drive this vehicle to impress your friends. You're too fat--drink this, eat this, buy this. You're ugly and unappealing unless you wear this and spray that. Advertising is horrible, their messages are worse.
Bioslim: If you get too thin, please stop taking this product. Fact: When you've had enough of diarrhea, please stop taking this or you'll dehydrate yourself.
Botox: Own your look, after you inject nerve paralyzing poison into it. Fact: You're going to have to learn to love yourself after this because there ain't no fixin that shit once you've gone too far. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/oHOO/botox-cosmetic-own-your-look Culterelle: "Don't have time to exercise? Use Culterelle. Give it to your kids too." Fact: Diet and exercise is important for the body to maintain ideal health and weight. Taking pills does not make you healthy. Frosted Mini Wheats: Makes claims that it improves attentiveness in kids improved 18%. Fact: The study was paid for and conducted by Kellogg's. Half showed no improvement at all and only 1 in 7 kids showed any improvement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N82ffNRO2Mk Listerine: Listerine is as effective as flossing. Fact: Johnson & Johnson, makers of dental floss sued Listerine for making this statement.
Misses Kisses: Two strips of glorified packing tape are going to lift up heavy pendulous breasts and transform them into a fabulous youthful cleavage. Fact: That shit isn't going to suspend those girls for any length of time so put on a bra and button up your shirt.
Cellulite Creams: Claim to reduce/remove cellulite. Fact: The ONLY way to reduce/remove cellulite is to get moving, burn fat, lose weight, tighten and tone your body.
Chantix: Insane pill-popping turkey downs a fistful, wingful? of pills before tossing a bunch into a pot and cooking up some meth. Fact: Cooking meth outside is actually a lot safer than cooking it in your trailer so we're going to give the ad agency some credit for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuRD7Vctckw Special Category: Ads that mispronounce the name of their own products, Venus: The singer pronounces Venus as Vee-nay-asz. It sounds horrible. I don't get it. Maybe someone else does. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ozQG/venus-sarahs-scars
There are more but this is starting to depress me so I'll save them for another time.
#venus #chantix #insaneturkey #turkey #cellulitecream #cellulite #cultuerelle #botox #bioslim #awfulcommercials #awfulads #misseskisses
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