Never overestimate the intelligence of the one standing right next to you. Chances are they will never live up to the expectation.

Sometimes you just want what you want

You see right there is where it should end. Instead of once filing bankruptcy, they split off and sell all the assets, freeze pensions...

In the oddly quiet night I looked up to the blackest sky

Much to my surprise and delight, with a smile he immediately placed 2 delicious warm cookies in front of me!

Can you remember a time long ago when you were a kid making Christmas lists for Santa?

Another score for Team Backstabbers.

You can post stuff like this on Facebook if your friends' list isn't filled with jealous cunts.

It's the Zuck Nipple Crisis. They warned us it was bound to happen if we didn't stop trying to post nipples.

Today Rhiannon posted, "I never lie," so I replied, "Everybody lies."

This isn't for those with weak stomachs.

Hey don't blame me. I'm just the messenger.

Who's the one being Politically Incorrect here?

Why the hell isn't that head in a freezer bag?

It seems like it should be easy enough to answer.

Could that kill you if you drink it?"

SI is 10 years behind the curve in their latest PC quest.