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Takeout May Be Hazardous To Your Health

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TOO BAD for those 10 people who blocked me this week for posting about this Security Theatre because they are going to miss out on this horrifying FACT: Your takeout orders may be filled with Cooties. Corona. Whatever. It's been at least a month since I ordered a pizza so I decided to order and pickup a Brooklyn Pizza from Dominos because I refuse to pay double to have something delivered when I can take 10 minutes and do it myself, so I took a ride. And boy am I glad I did because my eyes were opened wide. It was even worse than I suspected or mentioned to you about the non-security security theatre. Within 30 seconds of my arrival, I observed a worker without gloves, pickup a half-eaten slice of pizza off a box on the top shelf of the pizza storage unit filled with orders and eat it while walking around. I continued to watch in horror to see if I was the recipient of the pizza box and fortunately I wasn't. but IMO if there was ever a way to spread Corona, it would be by placing a cootie-bitten slice of pizza on top of an outgoing pizza box to an unsuspecting customer! Bon Appetit, takeout junkies! If I were scared to death of Corona, the last thing I would do is order takeout. #dominos #dominosdelivers #dominosdeliverscovid


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