Takeout May Be Hazardous To Your Health

TOO BAD for those 10 people who blocked me this week for posting about this Security Theatre because they are going to miss out on this horrifying FACT: Your takeout orders may be filled with Cooties. Corona. Whatever. It's been at least a month since I ordered a pizza so I decided to order and pickup a Brooklyn Pizza from Dominos because I refuse to pay double to have something delivered when I can take 10 minutes and do it myself, so I took a ride. And boy am I glad I did because my eyes were opened wide. It was even worse than I suspected or mentioned to you about the non-security security theatre. Within 30 seconds of my arrival, I observed a worker without gloves, pickup a half-eaten slice of pizza off a box on the top shelf of the pizza storage unit filled with orders and eat it while walking around. I continued to watch in horror to see if I was the recipient of the pizza box and fortunately I wasn't. but IMO if there was ever a way to spread Corona, it would be by placing a cootie-bitten slice of pizza on top of an outgoing pizza box to an unsuspecting customer! Bon Appetit, takeout junkies! If I were scared to death of Corona, the last thing I would do is order takeout. #dominos #dominosdelivers #dominosdeliverscovid