As I approached the man with much flourish offered to open the door for me so I thanked him

...a shortage of ideas, that is until I decided to play Hide the Veggies

Here's what Ms Smart has to say about the painful coming out of her father

If you're my age, somewhere north of 40, you probably wake up with either occasional or chronic back pain.

Her pregnancy was not the reason she canceled her slutwalk,

I'm offended, he's offended, you're offended, we're all offended!

After the kids move away from home it's always nice to have them stop by for a visit?

Most of us sat mouths agape, stunned at the revelation.

Where are you going with this?

When the rose-colored glasses come off, what will you see?

I only want to hear when bad things happen to my coworkers?

OMG, I'm fucking dying!

I ain't going to FB Jail for this one either.

OMG, now she's an anti-vaxxer!

I finally understand what Mr Kulp meant when he said, "You aren't going to wear that dress, are you?"

I ain't going to jail for this one.